An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Women's rights.

Justin beiber..

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