how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Poop...

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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