- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

i found waldo.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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