- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Immigration Laws

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

osama bin laden is dead

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Your Mum is soo fat.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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