- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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