- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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