- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's big and purple? Barney

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I killed someone on minecraft.

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