- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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