What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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