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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's two plus two? Window

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