- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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