- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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