Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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hi

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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This is a joke.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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