What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops