What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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