A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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12 niqqa 12.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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