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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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