- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Your so gay, that you like men!

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