- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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