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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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