What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Lindsay Lohan

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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The child was fired from his job.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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