- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What is 9+10? 19

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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