- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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