Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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