wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Abortion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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