- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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