- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What black and has children A black man

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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