- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

ring around the rosie ... your dead

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