what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

whats chinese noodles

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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