- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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