Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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