What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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