- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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