Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

sucks Syntax...

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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