Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Smeg...

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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