- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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