- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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