- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

9/11

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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