- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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