What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...