Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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seek beauty

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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George W. Bush

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Ily bae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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