A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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George W. Bush

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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