Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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