- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

black people

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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