Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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