Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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my gramma died

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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