whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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#Getweird

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girls basketball

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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