- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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