Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Women's Rights..

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

homosexual

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A drunk guy walks into a car

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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