Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Oh, right

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

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