How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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