- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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