- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Michael Brown

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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