- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's 2+2? Fish

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

PENIS that is all

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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