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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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