- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Actually it was me Josh brown

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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