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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Your mam is so fat.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

._____________________. Whale!

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's your blood type? Red.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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