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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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