- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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