- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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