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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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