Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

guess what>? your mum lol

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

penis in the camel

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

no rasist joks

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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