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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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