A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A storm be brewin!

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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I'm Polish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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