So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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