What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Well this is pointless.....

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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