- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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