- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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