- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

you give like i give lomain

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Beka has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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